with your own penis?
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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