so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
They have beer where we have blood.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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