I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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