I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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