love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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