So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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