Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
she woke up with a sticky ear
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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