I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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