You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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