is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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