K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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