dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i dont even know how to be here
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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