2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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