just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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