i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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