Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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