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  Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.

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• (415): View more from California

  He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.

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• (585): View more from New York

  any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.

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