So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS