People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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