I think I just saw someone hide a body.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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