So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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