My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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