I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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