We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
