he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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