no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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