Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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