well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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