I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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