Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
pop tarts are not kleenex
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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