Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
and you fell through a lawn chair
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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