We're like a lot better than the average bears
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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