My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
