We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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