Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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