did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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