If that was your dad, he is hot
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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