So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
worst night to have a conscience
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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