you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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