im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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