Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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