i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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