Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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