eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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