I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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