i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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