Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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