Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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