Do vagina's smell?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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