I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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