you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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