Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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