I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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