But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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