Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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