Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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